The Illuminati and other human failings

Ha, you expected some sort of new world order rant didn't you? Ok, so the whole Bilderberg, Columbia, and Jew thing does seem to make some sense after you think about it, but for a bunch of satanic folks wanting to take over the world, they're sure taking their sweet time doing it. There are so many hands-on type dictators that could do the same thing in a couple of years if they put their mind to it. And whats the point of taking over the world anyhow? All you end up with is possession of human riff-raff (about 95% of the population) who dirty up everything they are near. If it is a satanic cult, I sure hope they're not gonna ask Satan for help, he doesn't want earth either...who would. Millions of folks pooping in rivers and then bathing in them, uneducated masses who still think that man sprang from some zeus-like god blowing into a lump of clay. Sure there's lots of benefits to being powerful (chicks, mostly) but when you hit your 60's and above, humping hot chicks becomes secondary to something as simple as a good bowel movement. I guess catholic priests and Oklahoma retired attorneys are the exception, seems most of those guys are still going to thailand to boff underage kids well into their 70's.
Now if I was in power.....nah I won't even get into it. You would be pleading for the illuminati to come back, lets just leave it at that.